A Date with Three Queens

Gina is a cultured elderly woman trapped inside a man’s body who carries a side purse and a ponytail. She drives a humble car, and is a travel agent who gets to go to different parts of the world. She appreciates art and fine conversation.

Maya is a successful man in his age loved by family, friends, and colleagues. She goes on gay cruises and drags up to have a good time and get some tail. She has a long distance boyfriend whom she sees rarely.

Kimberly a younger queen is a medical technician in her other life. At night, she becomes Kimberly Storm, like from the X-men. She is still looking for what she wants but is currently seeing a guy in West Hollywood.

John was a junior year nursing student and is redefining happiness on his own terms. Unfortunately he is not a queen.

We pulled up next to Corner Bakery, where we started our day. A hot stud started undressing after his shift from Ralph’s supermarket. With his car door ajar, he slowly took off his shirt then his wife-beater; his muscles gleamed in the light. Large pecks held up by tight abs made us three salivate like old dogs. Kimberly did not join us until later.

Gina: There at the corner!!!

Maya: Go faggot go!

Gina: Oh fuck…this stupid faggot I’m going!

Maya: You faggot you…

John: Get closer! I want to see his face!

As Gina drove closer to the cute white boy with bulging muscles, he started changing his pants. We were all in the state of mind similar to the fat kid in Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory before he jumped into the chocolate river. Juxtaposed to our car was a sinewy man in his boxers. Our car crept by slowly next to the man’s truck…That’s essentially what we were…creepers.

Lunch

John: So what do you do Gina?

Gina: Oh you know a little bit of this and that.

Maya: Oh you faggot…

Gina: I am a travel agent

John: Who’s older?

Gina: Oh you mean you can’t tell? Thank you John... (as she taunts Maya)

Maya: ...I don’t know with you

Gina: No, darling I am older.

John: How long have you two known each other?

Maya: 20 years

Gina: Oh my god so long ago…

Maya: We met from a friend of a friend

John: In your age are you out to your family and friends?

Maya: Coming out…

Gina: Oh yes…John is from the younger American Culture…

Maya: Yes…You know there is no coming out to some people. You don’t have to have a party to say “hey I’m gay!” My family must know at this point in time that since I don’t have a wife and kids, however I just never really told them. I guess I will take it to my grave.

Gina: My family has known. They’ve always known. I just act very behaved when I’m around them. Obviously my sexcapades will never reach their ears but its tacit acceptance.

Maya: Hey police…

John: What do you mean by police?

Gina: You know…like when you get pulled over, very behaved and quaint. How about you what’s your story?

John: Um….

Maya: His parents didn’t take it well.

John: Yeah…I’m the first of anything gay in the family so they didn’t take it well. They brought in a priest, cut my allowance, my father disowned me, parents prayed for me to become straight. It’s okay now it was a long time ago. It got a lot better.

Getting to the Art Festival

(Some douche-like man in a raised truck pulls up next to us.)

Maya: Oh god…he’s so hot…Mmmm…I’d totally have him do me on the corner over there

Gina: Oh yeah…He wouldn’t even take off his shirt. He would just bend you down and fuck you right away.

Maya: Mmmmm yesss in that corner you faggot you….Hahahaha

Gina: Hahahaha

John: Ewww dirtyyyy

Getting Lost to the Art Festival

Maya: Just go back to Thomas Guide

Gina: People rarely use Thomas Guides faggot….

Maya: Well you don’t know how to use your GPS…

John: Just follow the GPS we’ll get there

Maya: Ohh I don’t know with you two just shut up…

Art Festival

Maya: Oh there’s that other faggot…

John: Oh that’s Kimberly. Hi my name is John. (I reached out my hand for a handshake)

Kimberly: Hi….

John: What’s your name?

Kimberly: Kimberly

John: So where do you all usually get guys?

Maya, Kimberly, Gina: Adult friend finder.

John: And how does something like that work.

Maya: Oh you know…

John: Uh, no I actually don’t know. How does it work?

Maya: You just send someone a wink, a message etc. and a situation just plays itself out

Dinner Next to the Beach at the Cliffside

Gina: What kind of Merlot do you have?

Waiter: Well we have 1 which is $100 a bottle, and another which is $200 a bottle

Gina: I’ll have the more expensive one. We only live once right? So threesomes….

John: Right…

Maya: You mean if you’re presented with the opportunity you won’t do it?

John: Well in this hypothetical situation I know that I definitely like one guy over the other so I would probably just get jealous and do more stuff with one person than the other.

Gina: Wait…let me get this straight…Two of them just right in front of you. And you won’t touch?

John: Not if I like one person more than the other.

Gina: I want to take this a little farther…You’re monogamous aren’t you?

John: Yes?

Gina: What???

John: Is that wrong?

Gina: No I don’t know it’s just at your age I would be out fucking everyone. Okay I have to know let’s say this one person is single. And he’s out in front of you touching himself would you still not touch?

John: Well okay…I’m not stupid obviously I’ll do stuff with this guy if I like him and if I was single.

Gina: So many rules…

John: Different generations? I don’t know…if you’ve found the one wouldn’t you want to stay with them as long as it works?

Gina: There’s just so much drama, emotional drainage, etc.

John: Wouldn’t you like to have kids with that person?

Gina: I do have kids, I have nieces and nephews

John: It’s not the same.

Maya: When you get to OUR age, you’ll just yearn for the simple things that make you happy. You just live and fuck one day at a time.

Gina: Yes….I’ve reached the stage of “supreme indifference”.

Gina: So John…what’s your type? Do you like older men?

John: Ahahahaha um…sadly no. I’d be really rich now if I had sugar daddies, but I like guys around my age.

Gina: Shame…

End of the Day

Maya: Well it was nice sharing your world with us as well us being able to show you ours

John: Yes that was very enlightening. I had so much fun with you guys!

Gina: Well be sure to keep in touch.

Maya: Okay let’s go faggot. God it’s so hard being friends with faggots, they talk too much and they’re so slow. Bye John see you soon!

John: Bye guys!