A Moment of Lucidity

So this foreign exchange student is staring heavily at me in starbucks today and I decide to tell my friend about it.

"How do you know she's a fob?"

"I just know"

"But how how does it give it away?"

"You know, the dark eyeshadow with silver on top...the denim jacket with denim pants..."

"Hahaha the nonfashionable ones?"

"What is fashion?..."

"(lol)"