NSSA Speech

Hello NSSA,

My name is John. I was publicity chair this year for NSSA and I’m running for NSSA President. I’ve been in a lot of involvements in High School, a plethora in college, reached management at work, set up a charity that raised thousands of dollars in its height and I’m in good academic standing. But you already know or don’t want to know all that. You already have so much stresses in your life and I believe that you need someone that has the aura and personality to lead this board to make this club more fun! We need more representation and more involvement more than ever, but we should be able to balance that with more socials in this club! Potlucks with no agenda, meet and greets, bake sales, fun things too. I have good connections with the leadership on campus and I have great rapport with you! I hope to use this so we can have greater bonding and better events. This is your club, elect someone that will listen to you and still provide a great learning experience outside of class. Welcome to the new NSS-wAy of life.

John Alejandro

Nursing Science President 2012

Memento

The necessity in which is exemplified to require a carmax report before buying a car is imbedded into the very deep of my subconscious. In evidence gathered, apparently you are a douche, have the history of douchiness and will not give me the satisfaction of sensitivity or morale. How frustrating is it to think that I've been duped. Your outward flow of sincerity and youthful beauty actually masks of your told insides festering manipulation and immaturity. I do not believe this 100%, and if someone was in focus out to get you, they've succeeded.

A Moment of Lucidity

So this foreign exchange student is staring heavily at me in starbucks today and I decide to tell my friend about it.

"How do you know she's a fob?"

"I just know"

"But how how does it give it away?"

"You know, the dark eyeshadow with silver on top...the denim jacket with denim pants..."

"Hahaha the nonfashionable ones?"

"What is fashion?..."

"(lol)"

Newspaper entry

College Hospital in Costa Mesa is home to many psychotic patients. Psychosis is a word that describes its encapsulated individuals as having lost touch with reality. There are many, and I mean many, in the Critical Stabilization Unit. They’re admitted because they’re a danger to self, danger to others, or are gravely disabled related to a mental condition. I had one such patient who heard more voices when he drank coffee. Upon further research, the patient was actually being given decaffeinated. So I informed him that it was decaf, as what you do to psychotic patients which is to try to orient them to reality. He wouldn’t have it, he very much insists that it is making him more schizophrenic. He even offered to “test” his assumptions that if I gave him the coffee right now, he would start hearing them shout sexual . I said no that I won’t make him my guinea pig because medical professionals first do no harm. Anyway, this is why you go to nursing school.

I love it

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